Off topic: Some joke ...... (related to translations, though) Thread poster: Lúcia Lopes
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Lúcia Lopes 
Brazil
Local time: 07:43
French to Portuguese
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This discussion is between Bush and Condoleeza Rice.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That\'s what I want to know.
Condi: That\'s what I\'m telling you.
George: That\'s what I\'m asking you. Who is the new
leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow\'s name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi... See more This discussion is between Bush and Condoleeza Rice.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That\'s what I want to know.
Condi: That\'s what I\'m telling you.
George: That\'s what I\'m asking you. Who is the new
leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow\'s name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China!
George: Now whaddya\' asking me for?
Condi: I\'m telling you Hu is leading China!
George: Well, I\'m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That\'s the man\'s name.
George: That\'s who\'s name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the
new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yasser? Yasser Arafat is in China? I thought he
was in the Middle East!
Condi: That\'s correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yasser is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yasseer?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new
leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N on
the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don\'t want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a
glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call WHO?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the
guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on
the phone.
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This must not be used as an evidence for anything, because it was obviously obtained by wiretapping 
| | | | | Another on Mr. Bush | Apr 23, 2003 |
When Mr. Bush had his head last examined the doctors found his brain has two sides: the right and the left. On the left side there was nothing right and on the right there was nothing left. I got this on the net.
Regards
Robcav
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Lúcia Lopes
Brazil
Local time: 07:43
French to Portuguese
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TOPIC STARTER | one more (on Bush!) | Apr 23, 2003 |
\"Somewhere in Texas there´s a village missing an idiot\"
;D
[Muito boa a tua, RobCav!] ;D
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United Kingdom
Local time: 11:43
English to Portuguese
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| EMERGENCY EXIT | Apr 25, 2003 |
Hello,
Here is my contribution too.
One night, a Delta twin-engine puddle jumper was flying somewhere above New Jersey. There were five people on board: the pilot, Michael Jordan, George W. Bush, the Dali Lama, and a hippie. Suddenly, an illegal oxygen generator exploded loudly in the luggage compartment, and the passenger cabin began to fill with smoke. The cockpit door opened, and the pilot burst into the compartment.
\"Gentlemen,\" he began,... See more Hello,
Here is my contribution too.
One night, a Delta twin-engine puddle jumper was flying somewhere above New Jersey. There were five people on board: the pilot, Michael Jordan, George W. Bush, the Dali Lama, and a hippie. Suddenly, an illegal oxygen generator exploded loudly in the luggage compartment, and the passenger cabin began to fill with smoke. The cockpit door opened, and the pilot burst into the compartment.
\"Gentlemen,\" he began, \"I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that we\'re about to crash in New Jersey. The good news is that there are four parachutes, and I have one of them!\" With that, the pilot threw open the door and jumped from the plane.
Michael Jordan was on his feet in a flash. \"Gentlemen,\" he said, \"I am the world\'s greatest athlete. The world needs great athletes. I think the world\'s greatest athlete should have a parachute!\" With these words, he grabbed one of the remaining parachutes, and hurtled through the door and into the night.
George W. Bush rose and said, \"Gentlemen, I am supposed to be the President of the U.S. The world needs leaders, and I think leaders should have a parachute, too.\" He grabbed one, and out he jumped.
The Dali Lama and the hippie looked at one another. Finally, the Dali Lama spoke. \"My son,\" he said, \"I have lived a satisfying life and have known the bliss of True Enlightenment. You have your life ahead of you; you take a parachute, and I will go down with the plane.\"
The hippie smiled slowly and said, \"Hey, don\'t worry. The supposed leader of the free world just jumped out wearing my backpack.\"
And there is a site with many like this!! Have a look and get surprised
http://www.bushjokes.com
Regards
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